Presenting a new feature wherein we gaze into Cheezburger, Cheezburger gazes back at us, and you get the who, what, where and when about the people working hard for your Internet.

TORI WADZITA | Multi-media Content Creator and Master for Ad/Sales and Marketing

What do you do and how long have you been doing it?
I drink coffee, that is what I do. Been doin’ that since the 4th grade. As for what I do here… I’ve been at Cheez for a solid 4 months now and have yet to figure out what my official title is. For now, I will say I am the “Multi-media Content Creator and Master for Ad/Sales and Marketing.” Essentially I make content where content is needed, I mine the internet for relevant content; and I make sites all. day. long. I’m a “jack of all trades,” if you will.

Tell us a behind-the-scenes story!
A few weeks ago I started putting office supplies in the girls’ bathroom. I was waiting to see if anyone would notice/do anything and finally, people started drawing on post-its and putting them all over the bathroom. There’s a lot of poop jokes. A looooot of poop jokes. Woops — I think I just blew my cover. Hey ladies, it was me. I am the “masked supplier.”

So you make a lot of Cheezburger Sites. What are some Sites you have made?
I counted the other day and realized I have hit 65 sites; I think I need to pump the brakes. Some of my favorites are:

I Before E – A site devoted to all of my fellow grammar nerds out there
Gaydar – A site devoted to all of my fellow gays out there; gay-positive and amaaahzing
The Originals – A site devoted to what I feel are the original memes; the internet wonders that started it all
Remix – A site devoted to remixed, mashup-ed and dubstepped versions of songs
So Say We All – Clearly, a site devoted to BSG. Sometimes you just gotta roll a hard six
The Spice – A site devoted to my gingers out there; ginger-positive

Okay, okay I’m done!

Favorite meme right now?
I hate that I think Dolan is funny, but I do. First World Problems are always great. I’m also jonesing for anything Hunger Games right now. Longtime fan. Oh man, that’s another site…

Is there anything you used to think was terrible that you now think is really funny?
That is a FANTASTIC question. You should ask everyone that question. I hate to admit this, but when Rage Comics were first becoming a thing, I was too lazy to read them. Honestly, it wasn’t necessarily that I thought they were terrible, it was more of a moot point for me. And now that is my go-to site. I can’t believe I missed out on it for so long.

So I heard you used to work for Bacon Salt…
You heard correctly. I moved up to Seattle to go to school back in ’07 and found the job on Craigslist within the first two weeks of being up here. I still remember the title of the job posting: “Do you love bacon?” to which I answered “duh.” I worked there for a solid 2.5 years, right as the company was moving from Dave’s garage into an office space. It was a great experience to be with a company from the start and watch it grow. By the time I left, we had been on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, made Bacon Chapstick and launched Baconnaise with a rowdy night of Baconnaise wrestling. Yep. Wrestling in bacon-flavored mayonnaise. My mom was so proud.

Peeta or The Other Guy?
I think Katniss and Johanna should have gotten together in the end; that would have been the most stable relationship of them all. Bahaha. Okay but really, between Peeta and Gale? I understand her pull to Gale, having that person who is essentially family already; on the other hand, I think what develops between her and Peeta is very natural and genuine. I don’t want to drop any spoilers for those who haven’t read the whole series, so I will just say I’m happy with how things turned out; I think it makes sense.

Anything else you want to tell us about yourself?
I’d love to tell you loads more but I have to go make more sites.